There are these select events that continue to echo through time like indelible satellite broadcasts back and forth from the heavens. The day J.F.K. was shot. The day man first stepped foot onto the surface of the moon. The day Elvis died. The KFC Double Down.

The day this page made it’s way into my inbox, courtesy of Rove and Ed, was a day that will live in infamy.

These villains have truly earned their monikers. But what about Firewall? It’s always the quiet one you must worry about…

You’re going to want to get up bright and early on Thursday. Shine your shoes and shave. Make your bed and iron your stripes. We’re headed for basic training.

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